Why Did You Grow Up?

[Gets a call from an unknown 7 digit landline number]

Me: Hello, who is this?

Kid: Hey man, why did you grow up?

Me: I’m sorry, who is this?

Kid: Tell me. Why did you grow up?

Me: Argh! Alright. Did I have an option?

Kid: Nope.

Me: Then?

Kid: That didn’t mean you had to leave me behind.

Me: ……

[Kid hangs up]