[Gets a call from an unknown 7 digit landline number]
Me: Hello, who is this?
Kid: Hey man, why did you grow up?
Me: I’m sorry, who is this?
Kid: Tell me. Why did you grow up?
Me: Argh! Alright. Did I have an option?
Kid: Nope.
Me: Then?
Kid: That didn’t mean you had to leave me behind.
Me: ……
[Kid hangs up]